1. When filling a baptismal font, remember to compensate for the mass of the individual entering the water. For instance, you wouldn't want to fill a font to the brim and then submerge a lovely frizzy-headed redhead and her not-too-small priesthood-holding baptizer. If you DID, you might experience a tsunami of sorts. The male and female bathrooms and the entire hallway might flood. This is all just hypothetical, of course. Wouldn't happen to Sister Stewart and Hermana Goodfellow. We don't endorse that sort of hullaballoo.
2. When inviting someone to take a look at a mormon.org card, be sure to enunciate and use proper grammar. Because if you don't, then "can I leave with you...(a card)" might be misheard as "can I live with you?" Maybe I was looking particularly fine in my missionary tights and name tag, or maybe I really fumbled that poorly. Either way, it was totally inappropriate, and exactly what we needed to enjoy tracting that afternoon. A nice healthy chortle does a vast deal of good when knocking doors.
3. When interacting with the mission president, don't act confident. Or put-together. Or reliable. Or whatever else might induce him to prematurely make you a trainer. Eleven weeks in the field!! By mission standards, I'm still a boppin' baby girl! The scriptures don't lie. God really does call the weak things of the earth.
Humor aside, I do believe that it's a call from God. I'm humbled. And frightened. And, alarmingly, even a little bit grateful. But let us pray that I don't ruin this fresh MTC-arrival! And that this spot of vineyard doesn't wither up under my watch...and I think it is safe to say that we can expect many more humorous anecdotes to bedazzle my days. I may have to learn not to take myself so seriously. :) I'll obey and trust, and God must do the rest.
4. Be grateful. Be optimistic. Be humored. Obey and trust, and God must do the rest. That is what I know of the Atonement this week.